seerofsarcasm:

FUCK I CAN’T

(Source: thefrogman)

fuckyeahdementia:

some moose just want to watch the world burn

(Source: nickholmes)

pr0n-clerk:

The day I open the bathroom to clean it and see this is the day I quit.  There are many things in life I can handle, but I’m pretty sure this would just break my brain.

Urm…my friend/chosen brother would be this guy. Granted, he wouldn’t do anything else. He would not be swallowing strangers or making messes. But he would hang out in random bathroom stalls….waiting.

(Source: darkwheat-thin)


(Source: shygirl364)

okcgoldmine:

via legallybored. let me send u pictures of my poop

I almost want to reawaken my okc just to message this fella.


meerschaums:

next time jorah


newspeak-:

aaronsjohnson: jonsnowball:

game of thrones pickup lines part 1

AH

Oh these actually made me laugh. Hehehe.

lolgoths:

Be supportive, guys, he has a condition.

Not sure why, but it made me giggle. Perhaps Murphy’s vanity just struck my low blood sugar as funny?

FOUL BACHELORETTE FROG: The Night of Nightmares

storiesaboutpooping:

I read the entire poop blog in one laughter-filled s(h)itting and decided to share one of my own.

When I was a kid, I had a lot of colon-related issues. Going weekly was an achievement for me, and I would often go literal months without going to the bathroom. Because of…

I’m not one for posting much about pooping. But this story DESERVES to be read. 

bobdoom:

Florida.

This .gif.

(Source: thedorseyshawexperience)

bobdoom:

pugthetic:

can i be in a relationship like this?

Okay. a’wink.

This just gets better the longer I watch it.

(Source: ohryankelley)

gentlemanwillsloan:

My new favourite picture.

Source.

Oh the disdain.


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